Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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minorities

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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