- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

ur an fagit

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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