Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

who is not good looking? mon morello

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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