- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

who is not good looking? mon morello

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