- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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