What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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