What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Trump will make America great again.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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