What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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my mind's eye?

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Oh, go away

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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