- Anti Joke

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What do you call a black man? Black

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

whats green and slimy? green slim

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.