What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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you just read an anti-joke

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