Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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Racial Equality

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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