- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Sam Hengal.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

A dog was barking at a tree

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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