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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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