How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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