Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Tim and Eric

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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