- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

Davey Peterson.

Buzi vagy!

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

No soup for you!

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