- Anti Joke

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.