- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

when debbie meets downer

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

how much fish could a chicken

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

This is my favorite antijoke.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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