nolan is gay

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

I have a gay camel

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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