- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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