- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Can anyone Lenin money?

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

British Dentistry

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Whats the difference between a frog?

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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