What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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