- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

No

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Your mother just died.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

Today is March 22.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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