Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Women's Rights

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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