knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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Women's Rights.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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