Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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Women's Rights.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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