- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

it's funny because it's funny

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Obamacare

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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