What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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How come grilled cheese?

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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where is the world?

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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