- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

How you know when dislextic

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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