- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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