- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Okay.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

have you ever had african food? neither have they

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Anything involving women..

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