ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Caramel Boing.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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vitamin c

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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brittney griner

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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