roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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