What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

im saul and i love cock

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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