- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

save me from the nothing ive become

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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