A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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courestaveesh garasow prau varadesh

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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Anti Joke

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