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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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