- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

wat?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

i was molested.

What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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