what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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69.9

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Religion

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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