- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

did you stub your toe?

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

irish man drinking john smiths

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

poopy is poopy

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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