- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Life

haha black people :D

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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