-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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