Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Can anyone Lenin money?

British Dentistry

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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