whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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What is red? A rock painted red

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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