- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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