- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

What do you say to a rock? Meow

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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