What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Anti Joke

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