What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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