- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Bags of delicious poop.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Who is John Galt?

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Chuck norris

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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