- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

What do you call white trash Garbage

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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