- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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