Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Gay republicans

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

A seal walks into a club.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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