What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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My dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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