- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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