Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

roses are red violets are blue

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Jayden Eccles

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

feminists.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

wael.. nuff said

women's rights

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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