What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

What's a good joke? Not this one.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

How did th-A fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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