So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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Title IX

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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