Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

A seal walks into a club.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Gay republicans

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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