- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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