Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

A possesed goat: "moo"

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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