Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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i love to lick...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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How you know when dislextic

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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