- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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when debbie meets downer

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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