- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Can anyone Lenin money?

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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