- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Prostitution is bad.......

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Your sex life.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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