- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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