- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Good afternoon.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

What happened to your hamster? It died.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

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