What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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