Ross.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Q: Who followed E.T.A Hoffman? A: ASAP Rocky. (ETA and ASAP are both time-based abbreviations, ETA meaning 'estimated time of arrival' and ASAP meaning 'as soon as possible'. Thus, ASAP can form a response to a requested ETA. Additional humour comes from the dissonant occupations of the two individuals: E.T.A Hoffman being a nineteenth century gothic author, and ASAP Rocky being a modern rapper.)

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Liverpool City Football Club

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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