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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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