- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

ur an fagit

This is funny.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Rylan Clark

when debbie meets downer

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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