- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

i died. new product by steve jobs

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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