What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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i like it in the mouth

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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V I T A M I N C !

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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AIDS.

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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