- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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