Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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