- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

eoin burgin is fat

Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

the bible

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Boob

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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