- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

A gay man watches football.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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