- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

whats black and large -me

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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