What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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