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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Jack Stevens

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

Knock knock Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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