- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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