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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

feminists.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

roses are red violets are blue

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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