How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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