- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Face...the other white meat!

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Phew... it's gone.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

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