- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

A cat ran into the road...I hit it

A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

how much fish could a chicken

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

PENIS

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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