Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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You know whats funny Aids

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Women's rights

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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