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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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