- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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