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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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