Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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Once upon a time

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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