Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Womens basketball

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...