- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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