- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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